Ebola continues to ravage several African countries, killing more than 3,000 people to date, and threatens to spread to other countries. The United States has been on high alert since a Liberian visiting Texas was diagnosed with Ebola last week. While that patient continues to fight for his life, others remain under quarantine, and the threat of further cases of Ebola looms over the nation. Thankfully, we have the Internet to keep us up to date with the truth.
Proving once again that Internet radio hosts break all the biggest stories, Erik Rush has the truth about the origins of Ebola:
Fake news website only distinguishable from actual news website by Internet suffix.
This guy might be the "investigator" that earlier Bill Gates headline was talking about:
*Big Pharma Guy looks at February on calendar and dollar signs appear in his eyes*
Yo, this is your home boy lonnie. Check out this patent. What's up with that? Just sayin'. Later, gators.
Lonnie convinced at least two people of the truth:
I'd like to imagine an ellipse followed by an exclamation is sort of like a long pause after a sentence and then bugging out the eyes.
Republicans announce that all legislation must be voted on at 2am in a secret chamber, with no one but the lobbyists who write the bills seeing a single line of text. Democrats' Response: Stumbling around a field stepping on rakes, handles smashing them directly in their faces every single time.
There is a witch hunt going on right now and I promise you that you will not find any witches in the pleasure room in my congressional office.
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