Ebola continues to ravage several African countries, killing more than 3,000 people to date, and threatens to spread to other countries. The United States has been on high alert since a Liberian visiting Texas was diagnosed with Ebola last week. While that patient continues to fight for his life, others remain under quarantine, and the threat of further cases of Ebola looms over the nation. Thankfully, we have the Internet to keep us up to date with the truth.
Proving once again that Internet radio hosts break all the biggest stories, Erik Rush has the truth about the origins of Ebola:
Fake news website only distinguishable from actual news website by Internet suffix.
This guy might be the "investigator" that earlier Bill Gates headline was talking about:
*Big Pharma Guy looks at February on calendar and dollar signs appear in his eyes*
Yo, this is your home boy lonnie. Check out this patent. What's up with that? Just sayin'. Later, gators.
Lonnie convinced at least two people of the truth:
I'd like to imagine an ellipse followed by an exclamation is sort of like a long pause after a sentence and then bugging out the eyes.
It's time to get a new TV. Your old one was made like two years ago, and so much has changed. You might as well be looking at a dinosaur's butthole. Why would you keep doing that, when you could be looking at a robot's butthole?
This libtard terminator keeps asking for guns that don't exist and I may have to close early out of frustration.
My game is funded. Now I know everything.
Sea of Thieves: Reduced the number of quest types from 3 to 2
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