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|Names: Beef Singlet, Bacon Lettuce, Her Majesty Dire|
Areas: Cleveland, Burningham, West Maw
Height: 71 inches
Weight: 864 ounces
Hair: Head, mostly
Face: British, mantid
Eyes: Brown, tilted
Bust: Some around the edges
|thasniffer||YES||Great smells! Touched my hand and breathed in a bag for hours. Like a rat rotting in an oak barrel. Came twice! Loves to talk about meth.|
|megamex||YES||She's not the best looking girl, but she makes up for what she lacks in looks with a chittering blowjob that never snagged once despite all the hooked teeth. Puked into my glove compartment.|
|KINGSEX||NO||Look like someone tried to make a mask out of an egg. Toes up the back. "FROG IT IT!"|
|thrillho||YES||Great kisser. Shared her breakfast.|
|japan_travels||YES||Very astute. Only high enough. Entry complete and fulfillment. Do not ever give up.|
|partyguy1||NO||Brought her baby and he stared at me the whole time. No thanks!|
|Names: Charity Dotorg, America Dotus|
Areas: Detroit, Slimer's Manse, The Pickle Barrel
Face: Red, pitted
Bust: Small, pointy, slightly cold
|KINGSEX||NO||Couldn't stop laughing the whole time she was rubbing her butt on me. Like a giant chocolate hamburger trying to eat me. "FROG IT IT!"|
|rob_gurt||YES||Very polite. Clean as can be expected. My wife really enjoyed looking at her butt through the one way mirror.|
|thasniffer||YES||Tequila shooters with a tangy wiff of bile. Very generous with the wrestling and the butt.|
|japan_travels||YES||Dave Matthew band lover. Share the sound and share the entry into cove. Explodes three time. Butt. Not so messy.|
|Chuck||YES||Hey guys, what's going on. Would really like to meet this girl and hold her hand. I'm working on a poem to woo her. Any help appreciated.|
Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.
A real friend doesn't move until the middle of August, ensuring temperatures in the 90s and a humidity that turns boxers into moist balls of ruined cotton.
Expendable? You must be joking.
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