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A NOBLE LADY come out a Red Friend. Save the town. Protect THE CENTER.
He come in a machine. Here he is, upon us now. So many eyes and lips and tongues on his meat. So many words nothing heard.
The fast metal all around. Bodie fall onto the stone. How the juice would nourish a tree. How the water would q
QUENCH a fire.
There is a place where you were. So many places where you were. The sound and laugh. A thing you do. The way a beam of fRIEND SUN catch in a golden hair. Now just a quiet place where a bodie was.
So sad, friend.
Still hope. Still hope. STTTtEQUESTING FIRE MISSION DANGER CLOSE REPEAT DANGER CLOSthe red worm is soft and strong at once.
Never hurt you. Never hurt you. FRIEND RED WORM is a love bodie come up from THE CENTEOW THE FUCKING CHARGES! TEAM XRAY FIVE WE ARE BINGO FUEL AND WE ARE LEAVING STATION YOU WILL HAVE TO SECURE THE LZ FORrrrrrrrrrrrf
There is a nothing inside him. Quiet and dark, but not for what was taken but for what never was there. They are the long silence returned. They carry a torch from below to burn up all that that THAT ALL THAT IS THAT ALL YOU GOT??? COME ON YOU BIG RED SON OF AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH
So much quiet.
So much dark.
I hear you Red Friend.
I always hear you.
What if you were a cop and the Skittle was mentally disturbed and wanted to be eaten?
DOPPELGANGER NEEDED - To minimize stress to my dog, I'm looking for somebody who is identical to me to take over ownership. Must also be able to fool my wife. Call to set up interview. 555-8252
I'll never forgive these giant alien insects! I'm trying!
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