I'm going to take my pants off and slither under a pile of farty Pajama Jeans. Then I'm really gonna get this party started.
How many dads have gone through life never knowing they needed a kick-bitch? It's a human tragedy.
They told us to stop playing videogames on a school night. If only we'd ignored them.
As a vicious predator, I find that I have a constant, overwhelming urge to lick apples out of a huge block of ice. It's only, natural, right?
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