Two bedrooms, two and three-halves bath. What? The three-halves? Oh, that's the full toilet for horses. Yeah, it's got a shower, a sink and an obese 40-year-old man jacking off like crazy on the floor.
Dang it. Should have read the fine print on my auto loan.
Hey, friends! Steve Mnuchin is taking a trip to the money. Let's go with him!
Those NFL players have really stuck their knees in it this time!
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