Looking Ahead for Lowtax and Emily!
Step 8: Enjoy Engagement
Step 9: Get Married
Step 10: Discover New Wife's Hideous Secret on Wedding Night
Step 11: Accept Secret and Adapt Life
Step 12: Have Baby
Step 13: Grow old together / conquer planet.
Step 14: ENJOY ETERNITY!
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A Goon outs himself as a wizard and gets a warm reception from the rogues/rangers/paladins gallery!
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