Looking Ahead for Lowtax and Emily!

Step 8: Enjoy Engagement

Step 9: Get Married

Step 10: Discover New Wife's Hideous Secret on Wedding Night

Step 11: Accept Secret and Adapt Life

Step 12: Have Baby

Step 13: Grow old together / conquer planet.

Step 14: ENJOY ETERNITY!

Congratulations, Lowtax and Integral! From your worker monkies, we wish you all the best. Also, this little congratulations blurb is your wedding gift, so don't ask for anything else.

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