Looking Ahead for Lowtax and Emily!
Step 8: Enjoy Engagement
Step 9: Get Married
Step 10: Discover New Wife's Hideous Secret on Wedding Night
Step 11: Accept Secret and Adapt Life
Step 12: Have Baby
Step 13: Grow old together / conquer planet.
Step 14: ENJOY ETERNITY!
Congratulations, Lowtax and Integral! From your worker monkies, we wish you all the best. Also, this little congratulations blurb is your wedding gift, so don't ask for anything else.
Do you wish to know what computers will be doing in the year to come? With a sigh I shall exert the minimal effort it takes to reveal all. Feel free to print out these predictions and share them with your friends via fax.
Old mixed signals feeling a little stale? Try some new ones!
day 2: still working on the car
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