This article is part of the The Great American Reach Around series.
Providence, Rhode Island
Now is the part where our foreign friends step in and offer us a look at their homeland. This time around we do not have to journey far, physically or spiritually, to visit our friends in Canada.
It's time to get our glass of rum and pay a visit to those greasy bastards.
Hows about you, me, and five uncomfortable minutes in my basement apartment next to the dusty Christmas tree that's still up from my last visit with my estranged children.
The Upper Kitchen Cabinet Where Your Roommate Keeps His Food: You’ll 'need the footstool' to reach your roommate’s 'fine selection' of 'stale cereal,' but he'll never notice if 'only a little is missing from each box.' Feel less guilty by reminding yourself that Jeff 'acts weird around your girlfriend,' and always 'asks about her.' What a 'creep.'
This ain't your daddy's globe...! .... or is it?!
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