I'm not literally fishing. I'm probably on the road back to Chicago right now from another depressing family Christmas. In the mean time, enjoy this ALoD and whatever delights Shmorky is offering.
The most beautiful woman on all of Facebook is no longer just enchanting your Facebook feed. She's here, y'all!
These sponges will make your hair WHITE and your teeth CURLY.
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