I'm not literally fishing. I'm probably on the road back to Chicago right now from another depressing family Christmas. In the mean time, enjoy this ALoD and whatever delights Shmorky is offering.
Celebrate diversity and inclusiveness at your next protest by not calling Donald Trump a nasty little-hands pisspig bitch.
A true patriot has exactly seven t-shirts, with seven slight variations on a single phrase that tell one powerful story. This is that tale.
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