Dear Ryan Gosling's Character in Only God Forgives,
I am struggling to keep my family together. My husband is dead, I think something terrible has happened to one of my sons, and my other son keeps running away from his problems. I just want him to handle things for me. Do you think he can do that?
Dear Miserable Mom,
Ryan Gosling's Character in Only God Forgives
I was betrayed by the bernio bros, the cougars, and this guy from back page I hired to keep me from jumping out a window at the DNC.
TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851
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