Dear Ryan Gosling's Character in Only God Forgives,
I am struggling to keep my family together. My husband is dead, I think something terrible has happened to one of my sons, and my other son keeps running away from his problems. I just want him to handle things for me. Do you think he can do that?
Dear Miserable Mom,
Ryan Gosling's Character in Only God Forgives
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
Sorry about the blurry photo. I was lunging at my phone, yelling at it to take a clear picture. It's the only image of me that exists. I'd take another picture for you, but I'm in the middle of a rigorous trampoline session.
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