Dear Ryan Gosling's Character in Only God Forgives,
I am just a little girl trying to get some studying done in my house. I don't me anybody any harm. Sometimes I am afraid. It seems like people are out to get me. I know that makes papa worry. Is there anything I can do to help be safer?
Grateful in Grade School
Dear Grateful in Grade School,
Ryan Gosling's Character in Only God Forgives
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