Spoken like a true rape connoisseur.
This sensual shaman is speaking my language!
Is it some kind of foul or penalty if the other guy kicks my poop bag and bursts it? Thanks.
He has unlocked the secrets of the universe and seen beyond the mortal plane, yet Doctor Strange can't believe how easy it is to eat an olive.
You can realize that you’ve wasted the last few moments of youth at an occupation you hate or fool yourself into a numb compliance with one of these great excuses.
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