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This Week on Something Awful...

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  All the So-Called 'Blatant Eroticism' in My Stories Has a Valid, In-Universe Justification

  02-26-2015 by F. Frank Manfred

  The Amazonians value combat prowess and purity of spirit. By wrestling half naked, they pay homage to both virtues by displaying their battle-forged bodies while preserving as much modesty as their society deems necessary. The gelatin in which they wrestle is symbolic of the fluid nature of battle, a concept the Amazonians call ‘akgor-gra.’
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  Sky Mall Product Reviews: NIGHT GLOW Toilet Seat

  02-25-2015 by Josh "Livestock" Boruff

  Pros: Much more comfortable than my last toilet seat, which was a transparent resin with seashells embedded inside. The outer layer wore off from friction, exposing the sharp jagged edges of the seashells, which were constantly scrapping my backside and causing major cuts and open sores.

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  Pop-Up Ads Throughout History!

  Photoshop Phriday

  SA takes a look back at what our ancestors from the dawn of civilization clicked on THEIR computers!
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  Sunless Sea

  Video Game Article

  My time as a captain in Sunless Sea, plus a review of Homeworld Remastered Collection
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  This Ain't Your Grandpa's Garfield Generator!

  Comedy Goldmine

  Murder, suicide, lots of weird sex stuff... anything goes in this grim, Goon-made Garfield universe!