Spoken like a true rape connoisseur. 
This sensual shaman is speaking my language! 
Is it some kind of foul or penalty if the other guy kicks my poop bag and bursts it? Thanks. 
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How to Talk to Your Teenage Son or Daughter!
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Remorseful Hitman Kid 2.0!
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