Kevin Mitnick, world famous hacker extraordinaire, everybody.
Don't look at me, I'm hideous. Hideous...
You and me both, my friend.
Operation: Roidtheft is GO!
The valor pigs have been looking over your uniform and trying to find fault. Time to show them how army is done!
Video games make it socially acceptable to point at Jane
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