Kevin Mitnick, world famous hacker extraordinaire, everybody.
Don't look at me, I'm hideous. Hideous...
You and me both, my friend.
Operation: Roidtheft is GO!
Classic pick up lines for the sleazebag who tends to overthink things.
Transgressive author Chuck Palahniuk is here to help with tips and tricks to hacking your life.
Time to applaud the man who applauds in a loop until the end of time.
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