You SUPER Lose!
You leave graduation early to get a jump start on your application over at Bill's Bar and Grill. Unfortunately, they do not hire you because they assume you're probably insufferable. And though they will never know for sure, they were right. No one likes you.
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I'm Ray Parker Jr, and it's time I came clean.
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