You SUPER Lose!
You leave graduation early to get a jump start on your application over at Bill's Bar and Grill. Unfortunately, they do not hire you because they assume you're probably insufferable. And though they will never know for sure, they were right. No one likes you.
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
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