You SUPER Lose!
You leave graduation early to get a jump start on your application over at Bill's Bar and Grill. Unfortunately, they do not hire you because they assume you're probably insufferable. And though they will never know for sure, they were right. No one likes you.
The world doesn't make sense. We taxpayers have to buy breasts for genderbenders while our boys in uniform aren't even allowed to flamethrower anybody.
I have raised over $300 participating in quilting bees for the American Quilting Bee Society so I think I deserve at least seven minutes of your time.
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