You leave high school and get a job at Bill's Bar and Grill. Maybe next year you'll take some classes over at the community college, but for now you have some fun with your friends and make some cash on the side. You aren't making millions, but you aren't sweating it either. In fact, your only complaint would be all the jackasses you have to work with.
A broadcasting legend pleads with the world of the living.
The human anatomy is home to more than three hundred organs. Doctors and chocolatiers agree that the vast majority of these revolting lumps of tissue serve little to no function. If you find yourself standing in a long line or stuck at the airport waiting for a delayed flight, consider taking a few minutes to remove the following from your person.
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