You leave high school and get a job at Bill's Bar and Grill. Maybe next year you'll take some classes over at the community college, but for now you have some fun with your friends and make some cash on the side. You aren't making millions, but you aren't sweating it either. In fact, your only complaint would be all the jackasses you have to work with.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
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