You leave high school and get a job at Bill's Bar and Grill. Maybe next year you'll take some classes over at the community college, but for now you have some fun with your friends and make some cash on the side. You aren't making millions, but you aren't sweating it either. In fact, your only complaint would be all the jackasses you have to work with.
If that boy isn't willing to shoot his laser and get you that carbon, he's not worth your time.
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