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"If Dark Kahn is made of Darkseid's energy, it's a good chance he's on Apokolips."

- Superman, DC vs. Mortal Kombat

Situation Analysis

Sometimes delaying can be your best option. When things become difficult or you face obstacles you did not plan for, feel free to let Superman fix everything.

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