"If Dark Kahn is made of Darkseid's energy, it's a good chance he's on Apokolips."- Superman, DC vs. Mortal Kombat
Sometimes delaying can be your best option. When things become difficult or you face obstacles you did not plan for, feel free to let Superman fix everything.
What if you were a cop and the Skittle was mentally disturbed and wanted to be eaten?
DOPPELGANGER NEEDED - To minimize stress to my dog, I'm looking for somebody who is identical to me to take over ownership. Must also be able to fool my wife. Call to set up interview. 555-8252
I'll never forgive these giant alien insects! I'm trying!
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