"If Dark Kahn is made of Darkseid's energy, it's a good chance he's on Apokolips."- Superman, DC vs. Mortal Kombat
Sometimes delaying can be your best option. When things become difficult or you face obstacles you did not plan for, feel free to let Superman fix everything.
Obviously, the first thing necessary to getting back in shape is buying a bunch of expensive knick-knacks.
Finally, a look at the candidate's long-delayed tax returns.
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