You like to think you're "hip" and "with it" and "not a dorkus," but can you tell an indie band from a Dungeons & Dragons monster? We don't believe you, so we have set up a quiz to test your pop culture knowledge.
Every item on the quiz is either the name of an indie band or a monster from Dungeons & Dragons. Click the answer beneath each name to get the truth. None included are both. To keep you guessing, the word "The" has been eliminated from band names and the monsters have been randomly made plural. Good luck. Dorkus.
Sometimes I dream that I'm sitting in the back of the defunct Weinermobile as it careens driverless down the highway. At first I thought this was symbolic of the powerlessness I feel in life, but then I realized it's actually the Weinermobile's dream of being able to drive again.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
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Doing some reps on the water bottle huh. I prefer bench press myself. Just kidding - stay hydrated.
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