"Nice golf swing... NOT! Go back to the practice range and leave the course to the big boys!"
"Look at the idiot putting his left hand on his chest during the anthem! Disrespectful prick!"
"Are those braces? What are you, a teenager?"
"Ha ha, this moron said 'You too' when the ticket seller told him to enjoy the show!"
"You want directions? Go buy a map, you hopeless dipshit!"
"Hey jackass! Here's a free tip: When you donate a bunch of new toys to charity, take the store tags off!"
"Could you possibly write that check any slower?"
"Keep holding that door open for other people and you'll never get in! What a schmuck."
"Where'd you learn to park, the school of Slow Motion Cautious Hesitation?"
"Yeah, great idea. Pick Reaper even though our team doesn't have any supports or tanks. Nice one."
"Hey moron! Your Harvard diploma is framed wrong. Anyone with half a brain knows the framed item shouldn't press directly against the glass."
"Who brings champagne to a dinner party? Pathetic. Wine, dude. Wine."
It's time to get a new TV. Your old one was made like two years ago, and so much has changed. You might as well be looking at a dinosaur's butthole. Why would you keep doing that, when you could be looking at a robot's butthole?
This libtard terminator keeps asking for guns that don't exist and I may have to close early out of frustration.
My game is funded. Now I know everything.
Sea of Thieves: Reduced the number of quest types from 3 to 2
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