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'Baby Whoopsies' VHS Cassettes
Now-defunct video company Funtime Wonders thought it would be a great idea to teach babies to be less accident-prone by showing them tapes of infants being injured. Includes shaky educational footage of babies falling from great heights, babies smothering in tarpaulins, baby electrocutions and more. Real? Fake? Staged? We don't want to know! Does it work? Verifiably not! These hot items had scarcely hit the shelves when dozens of watchdog groups and pediatricians practically tripped over each other to debunk the awful things. Now we're selling them to YOU at ROCK-BOTTOM prices! We don't know what you might use these tapes for, and we don't care! Twisted amusement? Your business! Attack dog training? Don't bore us with your hollow justifications. Buy now, make peace with God later. We offer no absolution, monster, only BARGAINS!
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