Product may resemble angry bees.
Heads you get bigger tits, tails you get cancer.
NO ONE escapes the finger!
Worn by the Jewish snake-handlers of Texas.
Yes, it's the perfect form for surviving a car crash. But it's also the perfect form for so much more, like surviving the trauma of reading any news headline in 2016.
It's just a little confusing, is all.
The Something Awful front page news tackles anything both off and on the Internet. Mostly "on" though, as we're all incredible nerds.