Joker is NOT AFRAID to be mean to ASIAN KEN about PARKING in HIS SPACE
Read some FRAKKING BLOGS about SERIAL KILLERS
Stop voting because the real joke is our two party system...... but nobody is laughing (EXCEPT BANK$)
Show up on set and do a Willy Wonka pratfall only you have a blood packet in your mouth so when you somersault up you smile and bow and there is SICK BLOOD coming down your chin
Terrify people by cutting your own hair REALLY BADLY
Write "GOTCHA" at the bottom of every craft service dish don't do ANYTHING to the food but make them think you DID
Hire a guy to carry around a skeleton in a GREEN WIG and get its own chair
Make people watch a REAL car crash video on youtube
One day show up on set in a dress just to see what these people can even HANDLE when you act like nothing is up
This is REAL!!! You are really the Joker. You are CRAZY and DANGEROUS so stop worrying so much about GLUTEN
Use the REALLY BAD cuss words like BRONT and GLUZZ
Tell your agent to find out who ADAM BEACH is and then sneak up behind him and YELL
Shoot a gun at PUMPKINS with pictures of CAST MEMBERS on the PUMPKINS
No more PAN PIZZAS only HAND TOSSED because Joker would THROW a PIZZA
Levi Johnston confronts his own mortality and offers his support for a new candidate for president.
Self-driving pizza delivery cars were an invention never meant for this world.
A sign proclaiming "BACTA: DA FUTURE" marks the town's medical clinic
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