Dr. Thorpe, ass toot, and I posted ads on craigslist looking for some bros to come over on the down-low for a little JO action. Nothing too serious, just a little touching.
And you thought women had one-dimensional script intros that treated them like sex objects. Ewoks have it even worse.
No one seems to like the new Doom box art. But it's still the same old Doom Guy under that space marine helmet. Right?
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