Dr. Thorpe, ass toot, and I posted ads on craigslist looking for some bros to come over on the down-low for a little JO action. Nothing too serious, just a little touching.
Paleo guru and definite non-idiot Luke K. clears the air about some of your favorite pumpkin treats this holiday season. Also he weighs in on the controversy surrounding a paleo wedding cake.
One wizard thinks our President's magic control initiatives have gone too far.
The Something Awful front page news tackles anything both off and on the Internet. Mostly "on" though, as we're all incredible nerds.