SUP PEEPLEZ
IF U CANT TELL I AM PISSED

VERNON K. ARMSTRONG WOKE MY ASS UP SO WE COULD TALK TO A SCHOOL CLASS ON EARTH AND THEN GO ON THE TODAY SHOW OR SOME GAY CRAP

THEY ASKED ABUNCHOF GAY QUESTIONS LIKE "HOW ARE YOU NJOYING YOURT TRIP???" LOL A LOT MORE WHEN I CAN SLEEP "WHAT IS IT LIKE GOIN TO JUPITER????" WELL ILL TELL YOU WHEN WE GET THERE CUZ GOIN THERE IS LAME AS F*CK.

THEN AFTER I GO T YELLED AT BY VERNON K. ARMSTRONG FOR SAYIN SH*T TOO MANY TIMES IN FRONT OF THE KIDS WELL WHATEVER MR. PERFECT ITS EASY FOR YOU UR LIKE 500 YEARS OLD SOME OF US ARE STILL TRYIN TO LIVE A LITTLE LOL

ANYWAY I GOT 2 CHECK THE DEUTERIUM XTRACTION PUMP AGAIN BECAUSE NAZI YURILEV DIVERTED REACTR FUEL FOR A XPRMNT NOW EVERYTHING IS ALL F*CKED

PEACE

JUIOCE-E



Sup peeplez

not much to say today it is day 204 and we just passed some planet out the window. the computer did some slingshot or something which means well go faster now towards jupiter. Pixee showed it to me on a screen and its bigger or something idonno whatever. I just want to get there and do the experiments and get home i miss josh and text mssgs take like 9 hours to get to him now

i messaged him earlier to make sure he wasnt cheating on me and i flipped out when he didnt answer back right away and sent like 20 more messages calling him all kinds of names and then he messaged me back like 9 hours later and was all "whats up babes" and I said nm u? but by then he was responding to all my nasty messages and then by like message 15 he broke up

but then i used my time on the LRHSC Array to patch things up with him so its cool for now

burgundy is startin to be a bitch but whatever shell work that shit out

XOXOXOXOXOX

Juice-E

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