At Something Awful, a question we get all the time is, "How are you still around?" Another question we get is, "What's the proper viewing order for various film and television properties within the Marvel Cinematic Universe? I mean, you seem like the shut-ins who'd know this." We're glad to finally put this question to rest, with this, the bestest-ever MCU viewing order chart.
Liberals want to mess with the rooms where we poo and pee. Unacceptable. We must protect our poo and pee.
More fake science from the mainstream scientists: Dr. Schrodinger claims cat is dead, but cat is alive and a dog.
These all just look like normal cats to me.
From what I understand, this genre is about getting eaten by crocodiles. I excel at this.
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