The Minions movie opens this weekend, and in case you haven't checked Facebook, Twitter, or Tumblr lately, those little bastards are all over the damned place. But instead of blocking friends and loved ones who choose to post inspirational memes spouted by anthropomorphic Twinkie-people, why not fight fire with fire using some of our own?
Trying to change history is a terrible mistake. Tearing down all of America's Hitler statues has left us confused about our nation's proud past.
Ask any cowboy and they'll tell you: The deadliest snake in the wild west is Lava-Filled Hole Shaped Exactly Like A Cowboy Silhouette
Ben Garrison's Cartoons are finally explained!
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