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Ian "BFM" Helm not only designs the designs the Monstergeddon page layouts and avatar/title combinations, he also writes and illustrates Gibbonman's fables, plus he directs fancy music videos that feature cool puppets, and he's currently working on a sci-fi series over at Kearney Street Films! Check it all out for sure!
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The treacherous New England Patriots are guilty of deflating their footballs. We must punish them severely in the name of holy retribution. This transgression has been the biggest headline in the United States for an entire week, and it should be the primary concern of all nations.
This ain't your daddy's globe...! .... or is it?!
The Something Awful front page news tackles anything both off and on the Internet. Mostly "on" though, as we're all incredible nerds.
Monstergeddon is an annual, one-night tournament of monsters competing in various categories -- Best Kill, Most Unnecessary Collateral Damage, Sexiest Victim -- with the top prize being the coveted Killer Cup. The objective of the tournament is killing humans.