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Ian "BFM" Helm not only designs the designs the Monstergeddon page layouts and avatar/title combinations, he also writes and illustrates Gibbonman's fables, plus he directs fancy music videos that feature cool puppets, and he's currently working on a sci-fi series over at Kearney Street Films! Check it all out for sure!
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And you thought women had one-dimensional script intros that treated them like sex objects. Ewoks have it even worse.
No one seems to like the new Doom box art. But it's still the same old Doom Guy under that space marine helmet. Right?
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Monstergeddon is an annual, one-night tournament of monsters competing in various categories -- Best Kill, Most Unnecessary Collateral Damage, Sexiest Victim -- with the top prize being the coveted Killer Cup. The objective of the tournament is killing humans.