51. ELVES
52. ENDO CIGARETTE
53. FOUR IN THE PINK NINE IN THE STINK
54. FRAK
55. FUCK ELVES
56. FUCKLOBES
57. FUNYUN
58. FUNYUN BUTTY SEX
59. FUNYUN SEX
60. FUNYUN SEX HOLE
61. GASTROPUB
62. GAY HORSE
63. GAYSHITTER
64. GHOST BUTTFUCK
65. GOO BUTTS
66. GRANDPA SIMPSONS NIGER
67. HASSELBECK
68. HERMAN CAIN
69. HERMAN CAME
70. HERMAN CAVE
71. HERMAPHRODITE CAPE
72. HOOP DREAMS OF GAY
73. HULK HOGAN PYTHON
74. HUTCH
75. HUTCH FUCK

76. KLIMT
77. KLIMTORIS
78. MAGGIESIMPSON SEX FUCK
79. MUHAMMAD SHART
80. OJ SIMPSONS PUSSIES
81. OPRAH WINFREY
82. OPRAH WINFREY BAREBACK
83. PISSPIE
84. PUMPY
85. PUMPY CAMP
86. PUMPY TIME
87. PUMPYLORDS
88. PUMPYUN
89. RANDYSHITTER
90. TAINT
91. TEMECULA
92. TEMECULA ASS SEXUAL
93. TENT
94. TENT TAINT
95. THAT RAUNCHY RED SOCK
96. VILANCH
97. WAYLON SMITHERS ALLAH
98. WOOFLORD
99. XXXX
100. XYLOPHUCKHOLE

You could use this list to subvert the bad words banned by Pakistan when you write your texts to Islamabad, but instead of hating maybe you should stop and think that some cultures are different. Some cultures believe words are more than mere words. They revere certain words and damn others. They dislike "WUUTANG" and want to allow people to say "CUMSWAMP" and not "K-MART."

Does that make our culture better than their culture?

Frak if I know.

– Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons (@sexyfacts4u)

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