WHAT HAPPENS IN VEGAS STAYS IN VEGAS

- Presidential Candidate John Edwards of the Democratics

- Black Man Presidential Candidate Barack Obama Vegasocratic

- Hillary Climptom Wife President of "BIG VEGAS" BIRR CRINTON


*"egas tonight. Now let's go to MSNBC political director Chuck Todd. Chuck, what is the good word from Washington? Is the effect of Vegas being felt?"*
	"The Clinton campaign won a check mark in their column on Saturday, but it's interesting, the delegate count favors O-
	*"So what happens in Vegas isn't necessarily staying in Vegas? HAAaa!"*
	"Ha ha, well, Chris, both Obama and Clinton have been spin-"
	"HAAaa! Let me ask the beautiful Norah O'Donnell the same question. Norah, you have an extra hole down south, what does that baby chute of yours tell you about the effect of Vegas in the primary?"
	"Chris, if you break down the demographics it-"
	*"Lovely like a little pea, Norah. I want to drink your ass sweat. Chuck, what exactly happened in Vegas? HAAaa! Will it stay there?"*
	"Ha ha, Chr-"
	"Chuck, is Vegas spreading across the map? What is happening now in Vegas? Is it staying in Vegas?"
	"..."
	*"VEGATH."*

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