Refugee Skull Search
Alternative Fuel Craze Called "Running" Sweeps RefugeesCNN - July 30th, 2014
BY Corpse-Eater Crowley
Driving. Convoying. Rape-training. Whatever you call it, America loves its gas-burning vehicles. But these days, with so much pain and murder at the pump, some motorists are abandoning their cars and turning to an alternative fuel source called "running."
"We ran out of gas," said one refugee we talked to. "What else could we do? They had swords welded to the sides of their car. We ran."
"Running" is a lot like walking, but faster, and with yelling and screaming. One expert explained that it works best when you are about to be chopped in half by hubcap knives or caught in a net and sold at a slave auction for jerry cans of water.
Study: Human Skeleton on Hood Decreases Theft Risk AP
Burning Buildings and Smoldering Corpse Piles
New High-Efficiency Homes to Be Heated By Burning HomesMSNBC - July 31st, 2014
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
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