Current job: Unemployed/The Mormon guy
Favorite Beatle: George
What kind of name is Mitt: It’s a pretty funny name.
Reasons to vote for Mitt Romney:
Current job: Congressman/Ross Perot 2: Why Do These Guys Always Have Big Ears?
Cows have: 4 stomachs
Number of Google results for "'Ron Paul' 'fucking lunatic'": 327
Reasons to vote for Ron Paul:
I want my bed to look like the health department is checking for bedbugs. I want to feel like it’s on an episode of Maury getting scanned for semen.
Do all of your holiday shopping in the Star Citizen online store! We have great deals on space ships for a game that may not be released for years. Think of these as investments in your future enjoyment.
It's still okay to like Ben Stiller, guys.
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