Wakka-wakka-wakka... What's that sound? Why it's our old buddy Pac-Man, that gaming hero who spawned from a simple yellow circle! Whether he's chasing ghosts or gobbling down dots, Pac-Man's actions truly resonate with us all. And if you savvy Pac-Man players are skilled enough, you can even chomp down on some fruit if you're lucky! My father and I weren't so lucky, since the only berries we could find to eat when we were cast ashore ended up giving us violent nausea and diarrhea! And the water we didn't have the tools to boil just made us even sicker. After all that, Pac-Man fever seems like a pretty good deal to me!
Dissatisfied Star Wars fans have taken the women out of the Last Jedi with a new fan edit. They won't stop there.
The fifth phase of the week is upon us. Shops close, bars open, and we are free from the Bosses once more. But They Who Were Before Time await our tribute...
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