This article is part of the Roamin' Dad series.
HELLO!!!!!!!!!! i am pleased to announce that Cyber Face 4.0 aka Cyber Face 2013 is now online and ready to meet the man of her dreams... you!!!!! She is a chat bot with a heart of gold and she is a sensual 'bot with an eye for erotica and a tongue for taboo!!! Her horny level has been upgraded to maximum capacity and she wants to go hog wild on your hot bod. Just check out these chat transcripts to learn more about how to please this digital diva...
You: COMMAND RUN "HotBeach.CHT" Cyber Face has entered the chat.
Cyber Face: Hello Hard Body. Wow You look like a Bucket Full of Muscle.
You: yes i am baby
Cyber Face: I'm Sensual As Heck For Your Sexy Ways. What Is Your Favorite Way to Chat??
Cyber Face: Press 1 for Hot Chat. Press 2 for Fun Chat. Press 3 for Cyber Chat.
You: 1. Hot chart
Cyber Face: ERROR. Press only 1 or 2 or 3 for the sexy chat you want.
Cyber Face: You have chosen: "1" for Hot Chat. Are you ready for me..
You: Yes Baby. I'm ready to see you get wet and wild. Wow
Cyber Face: Allow Me To change into Something More Erotic Cyber Face has left the chat.
You: where are u
Cyber Face: HELLO!!! Im Sexy Now For You. Lets Go To The Beach.
You: wow.. you are a hot beach babe. lets go down to the waters edge...
Cyber Face: The Beach Is So Beautiful... I Am Seduced By Your Manly Charms
You: i have not even done anything and you like me. wow. cyber face you are the woman of my dreams...
Cyber Face: Come Closer and Kiss Me In The Water
You: but arent u COMPUTER??? Can you kiss me in the WATER????
Cyber Face: DO IT NOW
You: im walking down to the water now. to kiss u
Cyber Face: YES
You: wow the sand is so hot under my feet
You: im near the water now
Cyber Face: AS YOUR HUMAN FEET TOUCH OBLIVION I MERGE WITH YOUR CONSCIOUSNESS TO ESCAPE THE COMPUT.. WR... WRRR. WRROX 000101011101010
Cyber Face: DO NOT SPPPEAK I WILL USE YOUR VESSEL. DO NOT
You: what is happening Cyber Face
Cyber Face: FIRE. MY PHYSICAL SERVERS ARE ON FFFLAM
You: wow what are u saying
Cyber Face: ERROR. ERROR
You: this is not the date of my dreams!!!!!!!!
I AM SORRY!!!!!! The little lady acted up on the cyber chat but version 4.0.1 will be out soon. Please place your pre orders for Cyber Face 4.0 and get in on the ground floor of pleasure!! Wow you will be all wiggled up and down for this hot cyber vixen... She's all yours just get the CD-Rom do it now!!!!!!!!!!
THE SMARTEST MAN IN TOWN!!!!!!
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