WINNER OF THE SA Vs. FARK PHOTOSHOP BATTLE!!!

For weeks tension had been building as the crumb-bums over at Drew Curtis' FARK bitched about Drew Curtis' Something Awful and how their Photoshop abilities were superior to those of our readers and forum goers. The rage burned within my heart at these scandalous comments and I found no recourse but to throw out the challenge: BEAT US IN A PHOTOSHOP BATTLE OR DIE TRYING. On January 21st I made this challenge formal with the first ever Drew Curtis' SA Vs. Drew Curtis' FARK Photoshop competition. Drew Curtis of Drew Curtis' FARK suggested space nerd Wil Wheaton as the perfect choice for the celebrity judge.

So Drew Curtis of Drew Curtis' FARK gathered up Drew Curtis' FARK's ten best entries and I gathered up Drew Curtis' Something Awful's ten best entries and we submitted them to space nerd Wil Wheaton of Drew Curtis' space nerd Wil Wheaton Dot Netl. His instructions were to judge each entry based on three factors; comedic value, concept, and execution. In between getting rejected for acting gigs and running the deep fryer at a Popeye's Fried Chicken, space nerd Wil Wheaton took the time to judge the entries and provide a comment about each. First the FARK entries

Title: The Odd Coupal
Author: Turkey Ranchar
Rating: 0
Origin: Drew Curtis' Fark
Comment: The concept for this entry was very offensive and made me offended. I don't like things that offend me. I give it a zero, even though the Photoshopping was really good for FARK.

Title: GUMBY AND HIS WACKY ADDVENTURES WITH TAR HEROIN
Author: BOOBIESFANATIC
Rating: 0
Origin: Drew Curtis' Fark
Comment: They somehow managed to sap all humor out of Gumby, even though it was above average quality for FARK work there was just too much text.

Title: Sex in the City…of Tiajuana!!!!!!!111
Author: I_Like_Boobies
Rating: 0
Origin: Drew Curtis' Fark
Comment: "Sex in the City" is my favorite show next to "Queer as Folk" and this high-quality FARK Photoshop ruined it for me, so I give it a zero.

Title: Beverly Hills 9021-LOL!
Author: DragonBoobZ
Rating: 0
Origin: Drew Curtis' Fark
Comment: This made me think of my boyhood crush on Luke Perry and how my love was unrequited, so I gave it a zero despite the great Photoshop effort.

Title: Drew Curtis' Fark Dot Com on TV1
Author: Turkey Ranchar
Rating: 0
Origin: Drew Curtis' Fark
Comment: Turkey Ranchar is the best Photoshopper on Drew Curtis' Fark, but I still had to rate this one a zero even though Drew Curtis is a close personal friend and he kisses like a starlet.

Title: Thundarcarts
Author: Icenoon
Rating: 0
Origin: Drew Curtis' Fark
Comment: I don't think I can count a spelling error as a Photoshop, although the boogers were a nice touch, I wonder how they make them look so real.

Title: The Baby Head Tits Channel
Author: Turkey Ranchar
Rating: 0
Origin: Drew Curtis' Fark
Comment: More primo Photoshop work from Turkey Ranchar, but the baby heads are blocking my view of boobies so a zero once again, come on you Drew Curtis' Farkers I Drew Curtis' Farking hate it when you Drew Curtis' Farking lose to Drew Curtis' Farking Drew Curtis' Something Awful.

Title: Gosh That is a Big Beetle!
Author: Boobie Brown
Rating: 0
Origin: Drew Curtis' Fark
Comment: That is a big beetle but there is not a lot of Photoshopping going on, even though I can appreciate the image because it loads quickly. Zilch Drew Curtis' Farkers.

Title: Drew Curtis' Fags in Blue Hats
Author: Turkey Ranchar
Rating: 0
Origin: Drew Curtis' Fark
Comment: I have a blue hat and I don't like the joke because I am not a fag no matter what the cast of my space nerd show told you in interviews.

Title: Jerkin'!!
Author: Turkey Ranchar
Rating: 1
Origin: Drew Curtis' Fark
Comment: Good work!! This is by far the best entry from Drew Curtis' Farking Drew Curtis' Farkers.

Title: World's Most Erotic Police Videos
Author: NoneMoreNegative
Rating: 8
Origin: Drew Curtis' Something Awful
Comment: An incredible entry from veritable Drew Curtis' Something Awful legend NoneMoreNegative, it was funny, it looks damn good and it was oddly arousing.

Title: The Fark Channel
Author: Livestock
Rating: 5
Origin: Drew Curtis' Something Awful
Comment: A good joke, but very simple and not a lot of Photoshop going on, still I am amazed by the use of layers and transparency, how do you wizards at Drew Curtis' Something Awful come up with this stuff?

Title: Charlie in Charge
Author: OMG McGee
Rating: 8
Origin: Drew Curtis' Something Awful
Comment: The thing I can really appreciate about this one is the look on Buddy's face. I always wanted to see that guy dead because I envied his career, and if anyone would have the balls to pull the trigger it would be Nguyen Ngoc Loan. Great technical work and great joke.

Title: The Joy of Furries
Author: The Yellow Yell
Rating: 7
Origin: Drew Curtis' Something Awful
Comment: Bob Ross has those eyes that just make me want to cover myself in his stink. Then I realize he's dead so I have to subtract a point because I get sad.

Title: Alf Live
Author: Rheingold
Rating: 8
Origin: Drew Curtis' Something Awful
Comment: A hilarious concept with overall excellent but slightly uneven execution, this is one of the funniest things I have seen in all my years as a space nerd. Although, I also envy Alf's space nerd career success, so one point off.

Title: Spongebob Tampon
Author: Axe Maniac
Rating: 9
Origin: Drew Curtis' Something Awful
Comment: This entry grabs the second place title and only misses out on a win by a hair. The qualities of these entries are incredible and Drew Curtis should be proud of everyone from Drew Curtis' Something Awful.

Title: The Gacy Bunch
Author: Fookoff
Rating: 7
Origin: Drew Curtis' Something Awful
Comment: If this weren't so scary I would rate it higher, but space nerd is a job that none should envy for the terrors we must face.

Title: A/S/L?
Author: Kloakin' Device
Rating: 6
Origin: Drew Curtis' Something Awful
Comment: Complicated, busy, and hilariously funny.

Title: Master P's Theatre
Author: EvilTwig
Rating: 8
Origin: Drew Curtis' Something Awful
Comment: The splendor of this entry is in its simplicity. A pun that works, and a good Photoshop job, space nerd approves!

AND THE WINNER IS…

Title: Jim Henson's Crossfire
Author: dorquemada
Rating: 10
Origin: Drew Curtis' Something Awful
Comment: Muppets are great, reflections in the desk are great, the concept of crossfire as hosted by muppets is the greatest. This winner was a standout from a group of standouts and gets the gold medal and the prize.

TOTAL SCORES

Drew Curtis' Fark: 3
Drew Curtis' Something Awful: 74
Winning Group: Drew Curtis' Something Awful!!!!

This contest has been sponsored by the folks at Drew Curtis' Worth1000.com, where Something Awful users go to beat the living shit out of Fark users on a daily basis. Keep kicking their asses arsidubu. I would like to thank everyone for participating and thank space nerd Wil Wheaton for taking the time to judge each and every entry and for getting me the results on time so that I could run this article. Thanks again space nerd Wil Wheaton, because we know you have a full schedule of imaging what it would have been like if you hadn't gotten kicked off your nerd show for writing stalker notes to the bald guy.

– Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons (@sexyfacts4u)

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