Clinton and Sanders are battling for the hearts & minds of the 8 people paying attention to the Democratic primaries. But where do they stand on the important issues? Here's a handy meme to annoy your Facebook friends with.
Ma'am, what if I told you I have the miracle of a lifetime right here in this briefcase?
TEH SOCIAL MEDIA FASTBOOK STOLE MY DATA. SOLD IT TOO A HOG CON GAME. WHERED MY DATA GO??>? WHO TEH HELL KNOWS! IM IN DIGITAL HELL
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