Clever as they are, those Simpsons writers couldn't warn us about that dark day of 9/11--thanks a lot, bozos! But, as predicted by America's Funniest Family, flight remains a popular form of travel as bankers, salespeople, and yes, even pastry chefs head home for the holidays. Hey Osama bin Laden (orchestrator of the deadliest terrorist attack on American soil): Don't have a cow, dude!
Dissatisfied Star Wars fans have taken the women out of the Last Jedi with a new fan edit. They won't stop there.
The fifth phase of the week is upon us. Shops close, bars open, and we are free from the Bosses once more. But They Who Were Before Time await our tribute...
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