Clever as they are, those Simpsons writers couldn't warn us about that dark day of 9/11--thanks a lot, bozos! But, as predicted by America's Funniest Family, flight remains a popular form of travel as bankers, salespeople, and yes, even pastry chefs head home for the holidays. Hey Osama bin Laden (orchestrator of the deadliest terrorist attack on American soil): Don't have a cow, dude!
Hey, friends! Steve Mnuchin is taking a trip to the money. Let's go with him!
Those NFL players have really stuck their knees in it this time!
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