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Pugz Shoes for Dogs provide a stylish solution for keeping your dog's paws warm, dry and protected from harsh weather conditions.

Customer Rating:
By BigUnclePump from Yowl, AL

Great product. Wish they made a full-body version for dogs, so I can protect my most special friends from all the hardships of life, not just cold ground.

Age: 31-35

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Customer Review:
By FairyDogMother62 from Schaumburg, IL

These dog shoes are a lifesaver. I'm so glad somebody was finally able to develop technology to prevent the mass die-off of dogs that occurs every winter when temperatures drop. Now I don't have to say goodbye to my best friends anymore. I'll miss the warmth of the great fires we created burning all those frozen dog corpses, but they were always so bittersweet anyway.

Age: 46-50

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Customer Review:
By GrimesFamily from Hillsborough, NC

I'm counting 4 shoes in a set. What about for the tail, snout, and you-know-what. Want to keep my dog safe out there in the cold. Step up and do the job right, SkyMall. No more half-a**ing this s***. I'm serious. I'm really serious here. I've never been so serious.

Age: 36-40

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Customer Review:
By RudeAlfFan from Richmond, VA

Hardly anything new. I've been putting shoes on dogs and dogs in shoes for a long time and posting funny videos online. You guys ought to be paying ME money for this because I don't have time to hold down a job.

Age: 56-60

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Customer Review:
By Dogfather from Fairbanks, AK

You've got to be kidding me??? I own a heap of dogs and they are all outside right now. Most of them are alive and none of them have any shoes AS FAR AS I KNOW. You get dogs expecting shoes and then they'll expect pants, shirts, robes, you name it, buddy. I don't want my dogs dressing the same as me. I don't want my dogs DRESSING BETTER THAN ME. Where does this end? Dogs as judges? Dogs dictating law and telling me who I can marry and what my rights are. NO THANKS.

Let's think this through, idiots. Still, I bought these things like I buy every product from SkyMall, and I hated it. I hated EVERY MINUTE OF IT.

Age: 41-45

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Customer Review:
CanineSpirit from Pueblo, CO

We bought these for our weak, ghastly thing of a dog that, through idiotic aesthetic choices made by superficial breeders, was engineered to be extremely frail and incapable of survival outside of an artificial, pampered existence. Unfortunately, these shoes triggered her allergies and she passed away in the most darling, pathetic way. We'll try them again on our next dog, which will be a fuzzy little skeleton roughly the size of a peach that makes beautiful little sneezing yelps every five seconds.

Age: 26-30

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Customer Review:
By ArkansasMike from NOPE, AR

EXTREMELY TRICKY TO WORK WITH. HAD TO TAPE THEM TO DOG'S LEGS, WHICH MAKES THEM HARD TO REMOVE SO WE JUST LEAVE THEM ON. MY DOG "ROBERT" HAS BECOME DISPONDENT AND FEARFUL OF US. THIS HAS CREATED A TRAUMATIC RIFT IN OUR HOME AND I HAVE YET TO FIND A SKYMALL PRODUCT CAPABLE OF DELIVERING THE SPIRITUAL HEALING NECESSARY. THREE STARS. ASKANSASMIKE FROM ARKANSAS , U.S.A.

Age: 61-65

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Customer Review:
By Hector from MY DOG IS DEAD

DOG ATE THE SHOES. DOG GOT SICK. R.I.P. HAMLET, YOU WERE A GREAT DANE.

Age: 31-35

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Customer Review:
By Chester and Gladys from Natchitoches, LA


Product was delivered to me and money was taken from my account. Nothing of note to report, except they sent one giant shoe by mistake and once we dropped the dog in it went missing and we were calling her over and over again but got no response.

Age: 61-65

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Customer Review:
By Blitz from Kalaoa, HI

The "harsh weather conditions" mentioned in the fine print do not include volcanoes or lava. Back to square one.

Age: 31-35

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Customer Review:
By GraceFromAbove from Des Moinse, IA

We decided these shoes were not ideal and shipped them back. By mistake we shipped them back with the dog still wearing them. WE HAVE BEEN ON THE HORN WITH SKYMALL FOR DAYS TRYING TO GET OUR DOG BACK but they have no records of getting her. AT LEAST GIVE US A REFUND, JERKS!!!!

Age: 21-25

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