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The Automatic Grill Cleaning Robot will clean your grill with just the push of a button. An easy-to-use, fun to watch, fully automated grill cleaner. With 3 high powered electric motors and a smart computer brain that controls the movement, speed and direction of the brushes.

Customer Review:
By WillingAndDisabled from Gulf Breeze, FL

The Grillbot is a miracle worker on my back. I know it's not meant for human use, but no device better removes the dry, dead skin so thoroughly. I just wish the built-in heat sensor could be deactivated. I can only run it for about two minutes before my back gets too hot.

Age: 30-35

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Customer Review:
By SweetPaws from Macon, GA

DO NOT LIKE. The "Grillbot" is one hunk of junk. The "Grillbot" worked for a few minutes, then I set it on the ground and it just rolled off like the devil chasing our poor Yorkshire Terrier. The "Grillbot" has been trying to kill our sweet doggy daughter since we got it, and the only time it ever stops is when the batteries run out. I will definitely not be purchasing another. Our dog cannot handle any more stress.

Age: 41-45

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Customer Review:
By HotDogger from Loveland, CO

Uh, where'd it go? I set mine down for a minute and it just took off. It's coming back right?

If there's some kind of drone pilot for these things, please have my unit return to me at once. You guys have an unsatisfied customer in the making right here.

Age: 31-35

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Customer Review:
By HandyGladys from Rapid City, SD

Has scratched up my hardwood floors, ruined my bathroom and created dozens of runs in the carpet. I am absolutely, positively furious. How can they call such a destructive machine a "cleaning robot." I will never trust another robot again. They only care about themselves. I hope all robots go to jail.

Age: 41-45

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Customer Review:
By GunRightsBRad from Billings, MT

Thought I was ordering a girlbot, and let me tell you, this is not a girlbot. I may never heal correctly. YMMV.

Age: 36-40

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Customer Review:
By Scrapbooker4Jesus from Turlet, NV

WONDERFUL.

After my little angel crossed over the rainbow bridge, I never thought I would find happiness again. The Grillbot has proven me wrong. Such a little angel. The motor is just like purring. I love sitting next to it on the couch. It's even created a special little groove in the cushions where it likes to rest while we watch our stories together.

Age: 61-65

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Customer Review:
By BudLiteGuy from Milwaukee, WI

Finally, a device that cleans my massive grill surface for me. It's back breaking work cleaning my grill, which measures 2 feet by 2 feet by however high I stack the steaks. This handy robot can clean that surface thoroughly in only twice the time it takes me. Best of all, it only takes me a few hours to clean the robot afterwards, which is a breeze.

With any luck, I'll live to see a day when there is a special robot to clean every type of mess (including you know where!). I just hope mine turns up soon. I left it out back and it disappeared. I don't think anybody stole it...

Age: 36-40

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Customer Review:
By Grillboi from Rock Springs, WY

This little spark plug will do your grills right, but don't get any bright ideas about running it elsewhere. FOR EXAMPLE, there are better ways to keep your pubicals in check. The wire brushes are a bit too rough. Definitely use a razor or some other means. Grillbot is nice but it's kind of a one hit wonder in terms of function, especially when grilling season ends.

Age: 41-45

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Customer Review:
By MeatAndHeat from Maquette, MI

Does it come back? Mine ran away after the second day. A neighbor said they saw it roaming around one of the parks, but it ran away when he tried to catch it for me.

We're sorry if we were too hard on you grillbot. Please come home. You don't have to clean the grill if you don't want to.

Age: 36-40

– Josh "Livestock" Boruff (@Livestock)

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