The Legend Of Zelda: Breath Of The Wild
It's the most popular, critically acclaimed Zelda game since Ocarina Of Time. Think about how many more SNES Classics this would sell!
Fallout: New Vegas
The greatest RPG of all time. My personal favorite game. A no-brainer.
Catch With My Father
I met my father twice. He didn't show much interest in me, so I never got this. Nintendo really screwed up this time!
Who can forget gaming's most recognizable mascot: Snow Creature???
First Person Shooter
That virtual reality game featured in the X-Files episode of the same name.
Hoop and Stick
You put your stick on the hoop. You run until the hoop stops rolling. No other game - not even chess - contains so many possibilities arising from such simple mechanics.
Here's what I remember about this game: A festival, a frog man with a cape, and quitting after getting lost in a cave. An absolute classic that should be in everyone's library.
After years of being misunderstood, I had hoped we finally had "our" story. I was wrong.
He had a yellow inflatable tube around his waist, the kind with a comical duck head. There was a tiny fish in one of his hands, and a trident in the other. In the background a squirrel wearing shades was water skiing.
For fans of meaningless awards, these awards are extra meaningless.
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