Welcome to Spoiler Alerts, a new series where we make up movie spoilers to chase that precious, precious SEO. Speaking of which: "Star Wars The Force Awakens Spoilers Major Spoilers True Spoilers Kylo Ren Dies Han Solo Dies Jar Jar Binks Feet Luke Skywalker Princess Leia Wincest." Sorry about that =) Let's get started!
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Games Workshop is looking for samples from aspiring Warhammer authors. Since my biggest dream in life is to have a book published, I put together this submission. Fingers crossed!
A sign proclaiming "BACTA: DA FUTURE" marks the town's medical clinic
The Something Awful front page news tackles anything both off and on the Internet. Mostly "on" though, as we're all incredible nerds.