Wrapping myself up in old dirty newspapers. Hesitant about buying a clean thing to put on my ass and groin.

Whoa, unconventional stepdad move from out of nowhere.

I love Beat Up Girlfriend Man and wish he was my bf...

Whatever wets your bed, buddy.

#bieberfacts 1441: Haters is the code word for Cool Guys Who Do Funny Things I Guess

Don't wanna just drop some trendy words for the sake of sounding trendy, buuuuut I'm a genderfluid antitheist colorblind polyamor with a cleft palate

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