Wrapping myself up in old dirty newspapers. Hesitant about buying a clean thing to put on my ass and groin.
Whoa, unconventional stepdad move from out of nowhere.
I love Beat Up Girlfriend Man and wish he was my bf...
Whatever wets your bed, buddy.
#bieberfacts 1441: Haters is the code word for Cool Guys Who Do Funny Things I Guess
Don't wanna just drop some trendy words for the sake of sounding trendy, buuuuut I'm a genderfluid antitheist colorblind polyamor with a cleft palate
You can realize that you’ve wasted the last few moments of youth at an occupation you hate or fool yourself into a numb compliance with one of these great excuses.
You've heard of #BlackLivesMatter and #AllLivesMatter, but the ancient voice of a mountain offers us the hardest truth of all: #NoLivesMatter. And also some opinions about immigrants.
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