Wrapping myself up in old dirty newspapers. Hesitant about buying a clean thing to put on my ass and groin.
Whoa, unconventional stepdad move from out of nowhere.
I love Beat Up Girlfriend Man and wish he was my bf...
Whatever wets your bed, buddy.
#bieberfacts 1441: Haters is the code word for Cool Guys Who Do Funny Things I Guess
Don't wanna just drop some trendy words for the sake of sounding trendy, buuuuut I'm a genderfluid antitheist colorblind polyamor with a cleft palate
Ask any cowboy and they'll tell you: The deadliest snake in the wild west is Lava-Filled Hole Shaped Exactly Like A Cowboy Silhouette
Garfield is a poison of bigotry on our culture and I have never been more offended on behalf of people than I am right now.
Ben Garrison's Cartoons are finally explained!
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