Wrapping myself up in old dirty newspapers. Hesitant about buying a clean thing to put on my ass and groin.
Whoa, unconventional stepdad move from out of nowhere.
I love Beat Up Girlfriend Man and wish he was my bf...
Whatever wets your bed, buddy.
#bieberfacts 1441: Haters is the code word for Cool Guys Who Do Funny Things I Guess
Don't wanna just drop some trendy words for the sake of sounding trendy, buuuuut I'm a genderfluid antitheist colorblind polyamor with a cleft palate
The velvet hoods are now mandatory for all classes and on-campus activities. Do not remove them for any reason.
We're not going to solve gun massacres with bad manners, people.
A sign proclaiming "BACTA: DA FUTURE" marks the town's medical clinic
1998: I upload dave.pcx, and change the course of history
Set goals for yourself, and fulfill them. Absurd! Only in video games!
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