INT. FUTURE BUNKER. DAY
Scowling faced guy with Jesus Christ on his army jersey greets the guy with the weirdest face of all the Dr. Whos. The guy that is in nothing but bad movies. But this one movie he's in will be good.
We need to hurry up and send the dad back in time to your mom.
I thought we did this once before already where the terminator was a surrogate parent. Maybe twice????
Not us this is a reboot. Saving the franchise. And this time it's a parent to your mom. Whole new strategy.
Alright, I'm holding open the time portal. Where's the robot dad?
Bad to the Bone music plays as the door opens. POPS walks out wearing sunglasses and a leather jacket.
Your kids. Give them to me.
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