INT. MOVIE STUDIO. DAY

Producers David Ellison and Dana Goldberg meet with a SHADOWY STUDIO HEAD to pitch their new movie Terminator Genisys.

DAVID ELLISON

No, no, they don't send the Terminator back this time. Skynet sends it back and they send Kyle Reese like in the first movie. But Skynet sent another Terminator back to raise Sarah Connor.

DANA GOLDBERG

Because Terminator is really all about parents.

DAVID ELLISON

It's about the future and how the past shapes who you are. So what if Skynet realizes it's better to change the past.

DANA GOLDBERG

With a dad.

DAVID ELLISON

What's more dangerous than a bad upbringing?

DANA GOLDBERG

Exactly. Have you seen History of Violence? Imagine History of Violence, with time travel and plasma rifles.

DAVID ELLISON

And Dr. Who. The one with the face.

DANA GOLDBERG

It's about parents. The whole Terminator series. Think about it.

SHADOWY STUDIO HEAD
(Leaning forward in silhouette, eyes seeming to glow red)

Do it.


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