Get ready dumb America here come HBIED!!HA HA HA!
Hulk hear through grape vine maybe President Obamad release him from Gitmo. Hulk been detainee since capture at Tora Bora in 2003. Good job USA army. No small task capture Hulk. Especially when mad. Throw tank up into the sky and hit helicopter. Hurl goat at Predator drone.
Many troop of occupier come to cave to stop Hulk. Not work. Only way stop Hulk fill cave system with sleeping gas. Congratulation brave troop you catch Hulk. Great work here is medal of infidel.
Go ahead Obamad! Close Gitmo and put Hulk in prison! You think Hulk afraid of USA prison!? Hulk watch Lockdown on MSNBC. Ohhhh no, Hulk scare of Latin King! Oooooh, Hulk is shake in boots from Aryan Brotherhood. Gonna shiv Hulk in shower? HA HA HA! Hulk has power of ALLAH and gamma radiation grant him SUPER STRENGTH.
No USA man make Hulk into wife. Sharpen soap and break off in Hulk kidney not even option. Hulk break your skull off in cinderblock, Great Satan! Al Qaeda Hero Number One Hulk. CanNOT BE HOLD BY PUNY JAIL!
PRESUMPTION OF CONTAINMENT MAKE HULK SO ANGRY!
Jail bars?! HULK EAT THEM!? LIKE TAFFY!MAX LOCKUP? SOLITARY? Hulk show you panopticon with fist size of engine block punching your eyeball into space. You keep Hulk shackled up in Gitmo ask Hulk question about location of terror suspect Mohammad Al Turi. Don't know him. You show Hulk picture and ask him! Hulk say he don't know him.
Bruce BANNER LONG GONE YOU MAKE HULK SO MAD! LAST TIME BRUCE BANNER 2004 PRIOR TO INCIDENT INVOLVING KORAN IN TOILET! AAAAAAAGHHHH!
HULK SO MAD AT YOU AMERICANS! HULK SMASH FREEDOM! HULK DENY LIBERTY AND CONSIDER UNCLOTHED TEEN ASSAULT ON DIGNITY OF WOMAN!!!
YOU SIMULATE DROWNING ON HULK!? HULK NOT BOTHER SIMULATION WHEN HE PUNCH ALL OF BONES OUT OF YOUR BODY! ALL BONES!!!
HULk take deep breath. WRITE DAMN ESSAY to make clear Hulk cannot be stopped. Your laser turret and dinosaur patrol at Gitmo contain hulk. Electro collar work in perimeter. Sap Hulk strength. Congratulation USA coward. You keep Hulk at Gitmo. But now you close Gitmo and set me loose?
Prison industrial complex real simple. Hulk break it with fist and if fist not work I jump on it and throw it.
ALLY OF ACLU DEFEAT AMERICA! DESTROY ALL LIBERTY!Ally of Hulk terror agenda help Hulk in USA prison. No more Red Cross observer not allowed see Hulk make sure he get proper medical attention. No more deny access to lawyer and hold tribunal. You put Hulk in prison he will CRUSH USA legal case. SO PUNY!! USA soldier FORGET TO EVEN READ HULK RIGHTS!
HA HA HA!
HULK SQUAD OF ALLY ACLU LAWYER READY TO SWING INTO ACTION!!!!! Brenda Donnelly expert on constitution! Tio Alvarez citizenship and immigration attorney do pro bono work in state of nEW HAMPSHIRE VERSUS ASWAD.
Michael Warren retire US NAVY JAG he have experience with tribunal. Get THE IRON SERB out of jail in 1998. And Dennis Yu have heat beam eyes. Melt through bulkhead. Same team prevent Red Skull extradition to the...the...ACCURSED OCCUPIER STATE OF ISRAEL!
ISRAEL TRY RED SKULL FOR HOLOCAUST?? MAYBE YOU LOOK AT MIRROR ISRAEL, SEE ZIONIST SLAVEMASTERS AND NEO HITLER!!!!!!
Remember you try to apprehend Hulk? NOT GO SO GOOD! NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN INSHA'ALLAH!!!!HULK NOT BEEN THIS MAD SINCE PLACE HULK IN BOX WITH CATERPILLAR! HURRY UP AND CLOSE GITMO OBAMAD! LEAGUE OF AL QAEDA MAKE PLAN TO BLOW UP MOUNT RUSHMORE!!!!! THROW CONSTITUTION INTO SUN!!!! WE READY TO BE SET LOOSE IN CONUS! OUR POWER IS UNSTOPPABLE!!!
YOU SHOULD BE AFRAID!
FEAR ALI HASSANI CAUGHT AT AGE 14 BASE ON LIE TOLD BY NORTHERN ALLIANCE. NOW HE JOIN LEAGUE OF AL QAEDA AND ALSO GET BIT BY A SPIDER THAT MAKES HIM INVISIBLE! WHERE YOU PUT HIM? COLORADO? KANSAS!? DISTRICT OF WHAT CONGRESSMAN?
FOX NEWS DO POLL SAY AMERICA HATE IDEA CLOSE GITMO! HA HA HA! THEY KNOW WHAT IS COMING! YOUR JAIL CANNOT HOLD HULK OR PHANTOM SPIDER! PHANTOM SPIDER ALI SCOURGE ON AMERICA! DEATH TO AMERICA! DEATH TO ISRAEL!
HA HA HA! ALLAHU AKBAR! HULK SMASH STATUE OF LIBERTY!
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