Here's my Daily Dirt for the week, so you can know what I was thinking when I wrote this and also what I'm thinking in general!
I'm Ray Parker Jr, and it's time I came clean.
It is 2016. I think it is high time that Captain America have a dog man as a boyfriend.
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