Wheat Chex? Or is it Corn Chex? I bet it's Corn. Going with Corn Chex.
I guess this is one of those "you had to be there" stories because I'm not really getting it.
Alan's computer begins a last ditch effort to make it all stop before attempting to kill itself entirely
The Brotzman, Brotzster, Johnsonville Brot, lamenting his role in liiiiiife.
Funny story kids, one time a video game came out and I sat around in my own waste products for hours. :-)
WELCOME TO SWEATY GUYS WEARING NAUSEATING PATTERNS AND BAD HATS, INC!! OUR MOTTO IS "ONE WAY OR ANOTHER, WE'RE GONNA MAKE YOU VOMIT!"
Mothers, Danzig warned you in general terms about his nefarious intentions. Now find out what he specifically intends.
Makes baby look too appetizing. Also I have my thigh stuck in one and I can't get it off. It's so tight around the skin I can't cut it without risking injury. IT'S A LONG STORY AND IT'S NONE OF YOUR BEESWAX.
The darkest, most controversial game since Luigi's Mansion.
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