Wheat Chex? Or is it Corn Chex? I bet it's Corn. Going with Corn Chex.
I guess this is one of those "you had to be there" stories because I'm not really getting it.
Alan's computer begins a last ditch effort to make it all stop before attempting to kill itself entirely
The Brotzman, Brotzster, Johnsonville Brot, lamenting his role in liiiiiife.
Funny story kids, one time a video game came out and I sat around in my own waste products for hours. :-)
WELCOME TO SWEATY GUYS WEARING NAUSEATING PATTERNS AND BAD HATS, INC!! OUR MOTTO IS "ONE WAY OR ANOTHER, WE'RE GONNA MAKE YOU VOMIT!"
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
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