Wheat Chex? Or is it Corn Chex? I bet it's Corn. Going with Corn Chex.
I guess this is one of those "you had to be there" stories because I'm not really getting it.
Alan's computer begins a last ditch effort to make it all stop before attempting to kill itself entirely
The Brotzman, Brotzster, Johnsonville Brot, lamenting his role in liiiiiife.
Funny story kids, one time a video game came out and I sat around in my own waste products for hours. :-)
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The Amazonians value combat prowess and purity of spirit. By wrestling half naked, they pay homage to both virtues by displaying their battle-forged bodies while preserving as much modesty as their society deems necessary. The gelatin in which they wrestle is symbolic of the fluid nature of battle, a concept the Amazonians call ‘akgor-gra.’
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