Wheat Chex? Or is it Corn Chex? I bet it's Corn. Going with Corn Chex.

I guess this is one of those "you had to be there" stories because I'm not really getting it.

Alan's computer begins a last ditch effort to make it all stop before attempting to kill itself entirely

The Brotzman, Brotzster, Johnsonville Brot, lamenting his role in liiiiiife.

Funny story kids, one time a video game came out and I sat around in my own waste products for hours. :-)

WELCOME TO SWEATY GUYS WEARING NAUSEATING PATTERNS AND BAD HATS, INC!! OUR MOTTO IS "ONE WAY OR ANOTHER, WE'RE GONNA MAKE YOU VOMIT!"


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