Wheat Chex? Or is it Corn Chex? I bet it's Corn. Going with Corn Chex.
I guess this is one of those "you had to be there" stories because I'm not really getting it.
Alan's computer begins a last ditch effort to make it all stop before attempting to kill itself entirely
The Brotzman, Brotzster, Johnsonville Brot, lamenting his role in liiiiiife.
Funny story kids, one time a video game came out and I sat around in my own waste products for hours. :-)
WELCOME TO SWEATY GUYS WEARING NAUSEATING PATTERNS AND BAD HATS, INC!! OUR MOTTO IS "ONE WAY OR ANOTHER, WE'RE GONNA MAKE YOU VOMIT!"
We've found some cool stuff in the woods. Now it's time for you to pinkie swear you won't tell mom and dad.
There's a Brainiac. He's not THE Brainiac. However, he's one aspect of Brainiac. Or maybe there's supposed to be a different Brainiac in every universe and they're all cosmically connected, presumably via their brains. Either way, I think this particular Brainiac is the boss Brainiac.
I highly recommend Windows 10 With Mouse + Keyboard Support Edition
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