Wheat Chex? Or is it Corn Chex? I bet it's Corn. Going with Corn Chex.
I guess this is one of those "you had to be there" stories because I'm not really getting it.
Alan's computer begins a last ditch effort to make it all stop before attempting to kill itself entirely
The Brotzman, Brotzster, Johnsonville Brot, lamenting his role in liiiiiife.
Funny story kids, one time a video game came out and I sat around in my own waste products for hours. :-)
WELCOME TO SWEATY GUYS WEARING NAUSEATING PATTERNS AND BAD HATS, INC!! OUR MOTTO IS "ONE WAY OR ANOTHER, WE'RE GONNA MAKE YOU VOMIT!"
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
Sorry about the blurry photo. I was lunging at my phone, yelling at it to take a clear picture. It's the only image of me that exists. I'd take another picture for you, but I'm in the middle of a rigorous trampoline session.
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