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@J_Chastain - Author of tweets that can take you across space and time and then right back before you knew what you were thinking about.
@the_ironsheik - Wrestling legend turned Twitter legend, Sheiky Baby continues to remind us: Fuck Hulk Hogan.
Gentle creature Mark Zuckerberg informs you that he enjoys his dog and wife the normal human amount. That he has a plan. That he will be Gentle Leader.
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Candles scented like Destiny planets - increases KDR by 26%!
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