@dogboner - Not only is he hilarious with an uncanny knack for commentary, word on the street is dogboner keeps a real good ass. Real clean and good lookin'.
@degg - Deg is a goat. He loves asses, dicks, pits, boobs, sex, sexboobs, sex tits, and loads.
@CoolAssMarvin - Marvin's level-headed and good-values-havin' ass is cool as hell, follow him.
@J_Chastain - Author of tweets that can take you across space and time and then right back before you knew what you were thinking about.
@the_ironsheik - Wrestling legend turned Twitter legend, Sheiky Baby continues to remind us: Fuck Hulk Hogan.
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Out here in the Wild West we got some rules for gunfightin', like a pregnant lady ain't gotta be carryin' iron for you to draw on her first.
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