its so sad becuz half the pple that have jobs now, are about to be jobless. IM MAD AS FUCK. america is finally over.— hannah well (@hannahwell1) November 7, 2012
My dad just screamed fuck really loud #ithinkhespissed— Rachel Benda✨ (@rachbenda) November 7, 2012
My dad is screaming in agony ..god help us in this house— ashley ann †♡ (@yellaGREEKbella) November 7, 2012
I think my dad is crying— Noelle (@noelleefarrer) November 7, 2012
My dad is crying, it's his birthday dammit, this wasn't suppose to happen— Hayley Boudreau✌ (@hahayleynicole) November 7, 2012
My dad broke our TV , thanks @obama— RoveOfTheCircle ✈ (@_IamRove) November 7, 2012
My dad almost broke the kitchen table #fuckobama— kenzie quigley (@KenzieQuigg) November 7, 2012
my dad just threw his laptop because obama is president #uppermiddleclassproblems— Ally Sofia(@ally_sofia) November 7, 2012
I can't stop crying.America died.— Victoria Jackson (@vicjackshow) November 7, 2012
My dad just threw a handful of meatloaf at my head. :(— Brian (@BDGarp) November 7, 2012
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