its so sad becuz half the pple that have jobs now, are about to be jobless. IM MAD AS FUCK. america is finally over.— hannah well (@hannahwell1) November 7, 2012
My dad just screamed fuck really loud #ithinkhespissed— Rachel Benda✨ (@rachbenda) November 7, 2012
My dad is screaming in agony ..god help us in this house— ashley ann †♡ (@yellaGREEKbella) November 7, 2012
I think my dad is crying— Noelle (@noelleefarrer) November 7, 2012
My dad is crying, it's his birthday dammit, this wasn't suppose to happen— Hayley Boudreau✌ (@hahayleynicole) November 7, 2012
My dad broke our TV , thanks @obama— RoveOfTheCircle ✈ (@_IamRove) November 7, 2012
My dad almost broke the kitchen table #fuckobama— kenzie quigley (@KenzieQuigg) November 7, 2012
my dad just threw his laptop because obama is president #uppermiddleclassproblems— Ally Sofia(@ally_sofia) November 7, 2012
I can't stop crying.America died.— Victoria Jackson (@vicjackshow) November 7, 2012
My dad just threw a handful of meatloaf at my head. :(— Brian (@BDGarp) November 7, 2012
The Amazonians value combat prowess and purity of spirit. By wrestling half naked, they pay homage to both virtues by displaying their battle-forged bodies while preserving as much modesty as their society deems necessary. The gelatin in which they wrestle is symbolic of the fluid nature of battle, a concept the Amazonians call ‘akgor-gra.’
Pros: Much more comfortable than my last toilet seat, which was a transparent resin with seashells embedded inside. The outer layer wore off from friction, exposing the sharp jagged edges of the seashells, which were constantly scrapping my backside and causing major cuts and open sores.
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