|Throw A Snuggie On|
|3 up, 144 down |
|To derail a conversation by mentioning a stupid pop culture fad of the moment.|
"Hey, you know what else reminds me of fourth quarter losses? Pants on the Ground!"
"Oh my God, I have funniest remix of that! Let me play it on the projector."
"Well, you certainly threw a snuggie on this meeting."
|Related: | shakeweighting | family guy ||
|Axe Effect Effect|
|3 up, 112 down |
|The terror and repulsion that grips women when a loathsome man gains unwarranted confidence from his pungent body spray.|
"Hey ladies, mind if I join y-- hey, is she OK?"
"My god, it's the Axe Effect Effect! Get some paper towels to stop the bleeding!"
|Related: | tagging out ||
|0 up, 84 down |
|The Facebook profiles you only look at in late-night moments of depression, weakness, nostalgia or drunkenness.|
"Man, last night I checked out my ex's profile, then looked up everyone from my graduating class to see who got fat or had kids. I was deep within the macabre terror of Rod Serling's Night Gallery."
|Related: | the twilight zone | myspace ||
|I'm Getting The Hell Out Of Here, Away From You And Whatever It Is You're Doing|
|2 up, 813 down |
|The popular and oft-quoted line spoken by actor Brad Johnson in the 1993 science fiction film Philadelphia Experiment II. Used in practically any situation.|
"Hey, I'm going to order some Thai food, want anything?"
"I'm Getting The Hell Out Of Here, Away From You And Whatever It Is You're Doing!"
"Shut up, you IMDBag."
|Related: | you can't piss on hospitality ||
|1 up, 217 down |
|An annoying person who always points out when people are being "That Guy."|
"I heard Linda just broke up with her boyfriend! Should I call her?"
"Dude, don't be That Guy."
"Yeah, well, don't be THAT Guy!"
|Related: | THAT Guy | THAT THAT guy | that first guy again ||
|12 up, 1296 down |
|The fruitless and often inescapable pondering of an incomprehensible film.|
"Don't even get me started on Donnie Darko 4. I'll get stuck in a Malkovich Loop."
|Related: | mullholland driving | kaufman's razor ||
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