Big ups to Good Times Orc, Miracle Troll, knight poop, Sleepingbag, Anus Steel, Couch Participant, maxnmona, Da DoNuT iN dA oP, A THIZZIN MONGOOSE, Autism Sundae, gobbles, WORLDS BEST BABY, teekun, Rascal, RjY, DoodooPosthistory, Pretzelcoatl, Skip Rogers, Sombrerotron, JOHNSON MCHUGH, Fab Boner, The Red Baron, the bi bandit, Allahu Snackbar, and P-Funk. They were instrumental in bringing these to you today. Until next time!

– Jon "@fart" Hendren (@fart)

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