August 29th, 2009


 
 Tiger:Sent: 03:19 PM 08/29/2009:
I need that so bad
 
 




Joslyn: Sent: 03:27 PM 08/29/2009:
sry at dentist getting abscess drained when did you want to hook up?



 
 Tiger:Sent: 03:29 PM 08/29/2009:
Now:)
 
 




Joslyn: Sent: 03:29 PM 08/29/2009:
your petrified fuckstick in my chrissy cooter is what I need





Joslyn: Sent: 03:30 PM 08/29/2009:
hang on gotta spit blood n pus out



 
 Tiger:Sent: 03:30 PM 08/29/2009:
Me to. I would wear you out
 
 




Joslyn: Sent: 05:48 PM 08/29/2009:
Alright, he's just using the vacuum thing now. So did you take the pill everyones talking about that adds inches?



 
 Tiger:Sent: 03:32 PM 08/29/2009:
I have no idea. I would love to have the ability to make you sore
 
 




Joslyn: Sent: 03:34 PM 08/29/2009:
Yeah I would love that too cuz my fantasy is I want to walk around like a cowboy all day the next day



 
 Tiger:Sent: 03:35 PM 08/29/2009:
In a week. I will try to wear you out
 
 




Joslyn: Sent: 03:35 PM 08/29/2009:
hope you figure out how to turn into a stationary bicycle



 
 Tiger:Sent: 03:36 PM 08/29/2009:
After i cum you better start sucking my cock to get it hard
 
 




Joslyn: Sent: 03:37 PM 08/29/2009:
After I cum you should call NYT and become star reporter cuz you just broke unlikeliest story of 2009.



 
 Tiger:Sent: 03:37 PM 08/29/2009:
Do you ever hook up with other guys or girls
 
 




Joslyn: Sent: 03:40 PM 08/29/2009:
Are you retarded? Do you remember what my job is?



 
 Tiger:Sent: 03:41 PM 08/29/2009:
You didnt answer the question
 
 




Joslyn: Sent: 03:42 PM 08/29/2009
I might have hooked up with a girl once or twice on the set of Oops I Swallowed and It Tastes Like 40 Years Old.



 
 Tiger:Sent: 03:43 PM 08/29/2009:
Ok. I would like to have a threesome with you and another girl you trust
 
 




Joslyn: Sent: 03:46 PM 08/29/2009:
Like my mom?



 
 Tiger:Sent: 03:48 PM 08/29/2009:
Does that excite you at all or no
 
 




Joslyn: Sent: 03:50 PM 08/29/2009:
My mom died two years ago.



 
 Tiger:Sent: 03:52 PM 08/29/2009:
God girl. You better want to take care of me
 
 




Joslyn: Sent: 03:54 PM 08/29/2009:
Dang keep trying to sneak a toot, but I think the dentist can tell I have been rippin rude the whole time he's been sucking the blood out of my mouth.



 
 Tiger:Sent: 04:02 PM 08/29/2009:
I want to treat you rough. Throw you around, spank and slap you
 
 




Joslyn: Sent: 04:04 PM 08/29/2009:
Oh thats hot. I want to drive over your legs with a truck and roll you out of a carpet down some stairs.



 
 Tiger:Sent: 04:06 PM 08/29/2009:
Slap your face. Treat you like a dirty little whore. Put my cock in your ass and then shove it down your throat
 
 




Joslyn: Sent: 04:06 PM 08/29/2009:
I wanna do side kicks on your balls and dick until they turn black and fall off then I'm gonna tee them up and hit them in the water hazard (toilet).



 
 Tiger:Sent: 04:07 PM 08/29/2009:
You are my fucking whore
 
 




Joslyn: Sent: 04:08 PM 08/29/2009:
Fill a bag with my raunchy pussy farts and you breathe nothing but cunt air all night. Fuck like beasts and you got to take a breath out of the cunt bag.



 
 Tiger:Sent: 04:08 PM 08/29/2009:
Hold you down while i choke you and Fuck that ass that i own
 
 




Joslyn: Sent: 04:09 PM 08/29/2009:
Burn down Ronald McDonald House and gas-brake-dip in the parking lot until there's nothing left but ashes and crying cancer kids.



 
 Tiger:Sent: 04:10 PM 08/29/2009:
Then im going to tell you to shut the Fuck up while i slap your face and pull your hair for making noise
 
 




Joslyn: Sent: 04:11 PM 08/29/2009:
I'm gonna use KGB psycho torture to convince you the only way to save your family is to rob a bank for me.



 
 Tiger:Sent: 04:21 PM 08/29/2009:
Where do you want to be bitten
 
 




Joslyn: Sent: 04:23 PM 08/29/2009:
Have you ever seen In Bruges? I would like to be bitten in my bruges.



 
 Tiger:Sent: 04:24 PM 08/29/2009:
Ok. Now your talking. Whatever i want. You are mine
 
 




Joslyn: Sent: 04:31 PM 08/29/2009:
Ownership society was largely discredited by the economic collapse of 2008. The reality of ownership is a sea of consumer debt.



 
 Tiger:Sent: 04:39 PM 08/29/2009:
Whatever else turns you on
 
 




Joslyn: Sent: 04:42 PM 08/29/2009:
Right now I am enjoying this video montage of babies tasting lemons. Ha ha, they take a bite and make the face and then take another bite!



 
 Tiger:Sent: 04:43 PM 08/29/2009:
You tell me what you like
 
 




Joslyn: Sent: 03:37 PM 08/29/2009:
I think the dentist might have felt up my tits while he was operating on my gums. I try to be very careful about raper men.



 
 Tiger:Sent: 04:48 PM 08/29/2009:
You are. Always will be. Don't trust people
 
 


 
 Tiger:Sent: 04:48 PM 08/29/2009:
But you still have not told me what turns you on
 
 




Joslyn: Sent: 04:50 PM 08/29/2009:
Pro golfers with micro peens. I wanna tear beggin strips off that mini fuck pole and clean out my sinuses with your pga spooge.



 
 Tiger:Sent: 04:53 PM 08/29/2009:
I know you have tried every positing imaginable but what turns you on besides a dp
 
 




Joslyn: Sent: 04:56 PM 08/29/2009:
wanna get pozed by a buggy thuggy on the back nine u bring the hazard and I'll bring the holes and u can make me fail my mandated monthly



 
 Tiger:Sent: 5:00 PM 08/29/2009:
I really do want to be rough with you. Slap you around
 
 




Joslyn: Sent: 05:08 PM 08/29/2009:
Drive a tractor over my implants. Treat my tits like fruit gushers. Chain me in a barn loft and forget me.



 
 Tiger:Sent: 05:12 PM 08/29/2009:
For years. And punish you for not seeing me more
 
 




Joslyn: Sent: 05:13 PM 08/29/2009:
Force me inside a bean bag chair and make me furni up for a party. Want stranger butts on my bean bag body.



 
 Tiger:Sent: 05:15 PM 08/29/2009:
I want you to beg for my cock. Kiss you all over to convince me to let you have it in your mouth
 
 




Joslyn: Sent: 05:17 PM 08/29/2009:
Fill a sack with doorknobs and beat me until I can't stand then make me gravity bong your boner brine.





Tiger:Sent: 05:18 PM 08/29/2009:
We will see how bad you want me





Joslyn: Sent: 05:19 PM 08/29/2009:
Bad enough to log off WoW mid-raid.





Tiger:Sent: 05:26 PM 08/29/2009:
Next time i see you, you better beg and if you don't do it right i will slap, spank, bite and fuck you till mercy





Joslyn: Sent: 05:28 PM 08/29/2009:
I literally can't stop farting. I wish I knew what I ate that is doing this. I feel like I'm giving birth to fart babies.


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