Seems to Say: "STOP BUSTING MY BALLS, RENFIELD! I JUST GOT THE CHEAPEST HANDS-FREE THEY HAD!"
Verdict: Hey, guys, did you like Neuromancer? Imagine how cool it would have been if it was about vampires. No, I don't mean figuratively, why would you think that?
Can you figure out which clickbait headlines are a gross parody of journalism itself, and which are fake?
Forget Target or Best Buy, if you want deals this Black Friday you can't do better than smoking massive, mind-melting quantities of DMT.
You cant go around life being smart in an unconventional way, it could change the world.
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