Seems to Say: "STOP BUSTING MY BALLS, RENFIELD! I JUST GOT THE CHEAPEST HANDS-FREE THEY HAD!"
Verdict: Hey, guys, did you like Neuromancer? Imagine how cool it would have been if it was about vampires. No, I don't mean figuratively, why would you think that?
Tucker Carlson's idiot brother just called New York mayor Bill de Blasio's spokeswoman a "LabiaFace."
Hey, have you guys ever seen a picture of a cat before? Well, guess what. It’s your lucky day, because I’m mixing the concept of a picture of my cat with the concept of the Internet!
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