Seems to Say: "STOP BUSTING MY BALLS, RENFIELD! I JUST GOT THE CHEAPEST HANDS-FREE THEY HAD!"
Verdict: Hey, guys, did you like Neuromancer? Imagine how cool it would have been if it was about vampires. No, I don't mean figuratively, why would you think that?
Sometimes it’s helpful to explain your allergies, other times you just need to apologize for sneezing on someone’s face.
Jim & Karen's wedding is gonna be a blast! Here's some hints you aren't invited.
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